Brian and Bec's Amazing Race Audition Tape

Note: 'amazing' here is a description of the RACE, not the tape.

Mr Crook

You ran as a National and now you're all "i am an independent". That is some lameass BS, dog. You take their money and you eat their publicity and now you want to have your cake and eat it too.

I don't care about politics but I damn sure care about douchebags, and you're one*.

*i already knew that though, on account of you're a politician